Quoteables

Eva: "What is that thing in my ear again? You know, the big round thing, the hard thing? You know, the loud thing?"
Peter: "I don't know hon, are you thinking of your ear drum?"
Eva: "Yeah, it is big and loud! It is a huge drum in there! But how do I have a drum in my ear?"

...and...

While looking at a light bulb that needed replacing, Eva said: "Is that lightbulb dead mom?"
Me: "Yep, and we can put in a new one soon."
Eva: "But in three days it will be alive again!"